I want to start this post off with a story. Sometimes late at night, or early morning if that's when we are up, we get a bit slap happy. Now, I know none of you will find this funny what so ever...but I know my husband reads this regularly and he will get a good laugh out of it. If the husband is being stupid I would say something like "Hey Stop being stupid-sally!" Stupid-Sally being one word. And He replies back to me "Well you stop being Dumb-Debbie!" That's not funny, but the part that is is when I say, every time mind you, "Shane...that doesn't rhyme." Implying the stupid-sally does, and dumb debbie doesnt. He gets pissed off and screams "WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RHYME!!"and trys to hurt me. It makes me laugh...sometimes I pee a little. Anyways, this is how I know that Ryan is Shane's child:
- He hates most things (food) that are green, including the green things that come out of his nose (Ryan's nose, not Shane's). They always end up on me.
- Pooping is one of the best parts of his day.
- He makes weird noises, kind of a Peter from Family Guy noise, when he gets excited.
- At times, they both love to annoy the crap out of me. And more times than not, its at the same time.
- He hates wearing clean clothes, or actually, he hates being changed...into anything.
- Taking a bath is the second best part of his day. When they take one together...oh man...its freaking hilarious! I would put up pictures, but this isn't that type of blog.
- Sometimes they just need a nap...and the complaining stops.
- They are both adorable, in there own special way.
- They both LOVE fish, and heavy metal.
- They are both extremely smart...our kid is a genius. Spend a little time with him you will see it too.